If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
John and Smith
John: I'm in a big trouble!
Smith: Why is that?
John: I saw a mouse in my house!
Smith: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
John : I don't have one.
Smith: Well then, buy one.
John : Can't afford one.
Smith: I can give you mine if you want.
John : That sounds good.
Smith: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
John : I don't have any cheese.
Smith : Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
John : I don't have oil.
Smith : Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
John : I don't have bread.
Smith : Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
