Man Lost his Wife
The man approached the very beautiful lady in the large supermarket and asked,
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful lady my wife appears out of nowhere."
Trouble Sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem?"
the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
Low self-esteem
A boy had been feeling for so long time that finally he decided to seek the aid of a Psychologist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the Psychologist to
make him feel much better.
The Psychologist asked me a some questions, took some notes then sat thinking in peace for a few minutes
with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self - esteem.
& It is very common among losers."
Man and Camel
Once a man rapped a Camel
After rapping he was whispering with himself that "F**K Evil" What I have done.
Evil Shouted from behind Hey! I even didn't know how to F**K Camel.
Death and Man:
Once upon a time; Death cam to man and said:
"Today is your turn to go"
Man: "I'm not ready yet!"
Death: So that's not my problem and your name is on the top of my list.
Man: Okay I'll get you something to eat before we go.
Death: okay.
Man gave some food to death with sleeping pills in it, Death finished eating and fell into deep sleep.
Man quickly took her list and remove his name from the top of the list and wrote it on the bottom of the list.
Death woke up, relaxed and said to the man, you have been very nice to me so, I'll start from the "BOTTOM" of the list now.
Moral:
The time is Fixed be ready for your turn now.
