Once a college professor after getting irritated in his college class stands up in front of the class and ask them a Question:
If anyone in the class is an idiot, and if there is one then he/she should stand up...
After a minute a young man stands up. The professor then asks that guy if he actually thinks he is an idiot.
The boy replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Student and Young Professor:
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to succeed in this this exam."
She leans closer to him, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers,
"I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you...study?"
Students Arguing in Front of Professor:
Two Students were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The Professor says, "Why are you arguing?"
One Student replied, "We found a $ 10 bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves,"
Said the Professor, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
