CORPSALICIOUS
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, '
'There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the
class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
COUNTING CONDOMS
A boy goes to the medical store with his father and the condom display attract him to itself .
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Father: "Those are for the high-schools boys for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Father: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Father: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
CATS AND DOGS
A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.
"What's a bitch and a pu**y?"
"Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't
sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad.
"What's a bitch and a pu**y " Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a
circle around the woman's pussy.
"Now that's a pu**y, son! And everything else is the bitch!"
